THE NEW YORK TIMES
Queen Liliuokalani is a Rebel
Right now a major issue that this
country is dealing with is the annexation of Hawaii. As we are getting ready
to Annex Hawaii we must remember that
Queen Liliuokalani is a dangerous Woman
If you look into her eyes you can see the anger brewing.
She is clearly a huge threat and
needs to be removed from the throne this instant. But do not fear our great President
McKinley is here to save us from this vicious monster (don’t look her in the eyes).
Clearly she is a danger to the American public and needs to be taken down. Plus
our interaction there is greatly sought after by the Hawaiian natives. I’m sure
they would love to see their land invaded by a foreign power. Also we kind of
need the resources from them and they need the protection against their
nemesis, closed toed shoes. Essentially what I’m trying to say is that they
need a new leader, and the best leader for them, is us.
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